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Thursday, August 2, 2012
I am a happy owner of the funniest and cutest dog, Tilli the labrador retriever. Though she might be the cutest thing ever....
... she can also push my buttons. She is a stubborn little bitch :)
Tilli is 15 months old and during this year I've learned that never ever leave your shoes on the floor, if she's home alone.
I've also learned something else... Labrador logic.
I'm bored : must destroy something (rip, scratch chew etc.)
must dig a hole
must sleep in weirdest positions
must sleep fart
I really really need to pee : must find a perfect spot (it can take several minutes)
I'm home alone : I'm soooooo lonely. I hate them!!! Why did they leave me!!!?? I must destroy something to show how much I hate them. (then fall asleep)
Owners coming home : must go insane! They're home! I LOOOOOOOVE them!
A small dog (like a terrier) passes me by : Oh no! She's going to kill me. She's evil. I'm so scared.
I'm waiting in a car : I'm not going to wait anymore! I'll chew the seatbelt.
After my owner sees the chewed seatbelt : I'm soooo sorry. I feel awful. I just can't trust myself anymore.
Food : Oh, please give it to me. I'll do anything. I'll do every single trick... What! I'm not going to lay down!
|"I'm not dead - just relaxing"|
|"This was either my old granny phase or taleban terrorist phase..."|
|"I'm smart. Food=mc2"|